For the strawberries, wash and dry them thoroughly. Do not use any that have soft spots. Break up a bitter or bittersweet bar of dark chocolate into a glass bowl and microwave for 20 seconds. Remove from microwave and stir. Keep microwaving and stirring until the chocolate is completely melted. The strawberries must be completely dry. Introducing a liquid into the chocolate can make it seize up and that is a really ugly thing and a waste of good chocolate. I like to user Trader Joe's South American unique origin chocolate for this. The Scharffenberger is great too but it's less viscous and therefore goes on a bit too thick.
Holding the strawberry by the hull, roll it three quarters of the way up in the chocolate. Allow excess to run off and then place on a parchment paper lined plate. Repeat with remaining strawberries, reheating the chocolate by microwaving for 5-7 seconds when it starts to cool and thicken too much to coat the strawberry properly. Let dry, cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until ready to serve.
These have been a big hit a kids' birthday parties where the parents stay. It's nice to spoil parents too.